Tuesday, January 6, 2009

why did the chicken cross the street? cuz he had mono

wanna know whats always funny? a good joke about mononucleosis; which can sometimes be misdiagnosed as a throat tumor. here are a couple of my favorite mono jokes.

Q: a man and a duck walk into a bar. which one has mono?
A: taylor

knock know
who's there
monkey
monkey who?
monkey in spanish is mono, lets give it to taylor.

and the best one of all,
megan: hey taylor, who gave you mono?
me: your gay ex-boyfriend.

1 comment:

muffin? said...

I like the first one because it means that you're either a man or a duck.