the ingredients for the perfect wed.
-first add three hours of time spend with oprah and the makeover crew, allow for oprah to come w/in six inches of yourself and your vip party of five
-then add a trip to michigan avenue for an interview w/ the obama campaign for a finance internship and be sure to include several politically aware and attractive men
-finish it off with an email informing you that you start your new internship next monday, and allow time for insanely spastic happiness to settle
-stir continually to avoid burning the broth
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What?! WHAT?! Explain!
Taylor is a rockstar.
You heard it first here.
We knew her when she had a back brace...I'm just saying...
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