where's edward?

i'm pretty sure the most recent episode of true blood just scared me into lifelong virginity. its this show on hbo about vampires which i thought i was into now except that its terrifying. Its is disgusting and captivating in such a way that I'm sickened by it but i can't look away.

in the most recent episode sookie was having sex w/ her delicious (not meant to be a joke) vampire Bill. while she was laying back and thinking of England, she told Bill to bite her. and he did. and there was a lot of blood. i didn't like it.

here's to celibacy.