they always make jokes about you becoming your mother. i thought that was supposed to happen when i actually became a mother and it was only gonna happen when i fought with my kids or when i drove them to school in my subaru. but its happening right now.
its been a slow process, one that has been taking place since the summer before my senior year when i grew big boobs like my mom. I sat on my glasses so they slid down my face like my mom. but this past two day period has showed me that the transformation is complete. mutti o'brien and i went to the cabin and it became abundantly clear, we are the same.
we do the same stupid dance moves in the car. (its a lot of snapping and trying to step touch without using your feet.)
we both talk to the tv during the rnc coverage and say the same things to the same stupid republicans. this can range from calling rudy g. an asshole at the same time (it came around the chanting of 'drill baby drill') or to nodding at the same time and saying mmmmhmmm during wolf blitzers response.
help me make it stop. how do i make this transformation go away. i'm not ready to be 54 yet. i'm still getting used to being twenty.
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