heart explosion

this conversation happened with john, the five year old i babysit.

john: hey taylor, will you be my girlfriend?
me: john, i don't think that that would work. i'm dating joe jonas and he might get mad if i had two boyfriends...
john: ok, i understand. do you think that joe would get mad if you read me some stories before bed?
taylor: no, i think joe would be very ok w/ that....

the things that rock about this are that the only guy who really asked me out this summer was five and likes me because my boobies look big in my swimsuit, i make really good mac and cheese and i know all the words to camp rock when we watch it. also, now someone in the world really thinks that joe jonas is my boyfriend. albeit he is five and has trouble pronouncing his j's.