i cannot go to da bees without making a scene. the appetizer sampler just gets me all riled up. especially w/ my two partners in crime along to make me giggle. and a man w/ blonde highlights hitting on us after a miley cyrus dance party.
m: whipped cream is the devils cream
waiter: i've never heard that before, i'm gonna write that in my journal tonight
m: i really enjoy that you journal
waiter: every night.
who wants a wine cooler?
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Yesssss.
I have a way with Applebees waiters, yes?
(A way that makes me look like an assface who acts drunk and makes everything a sexual innuendo.)
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