taylor: 1, burger: 0

I eat quickly, don't know why but i always finish my food a good 10 minutes before my dining mates.

tonight i ate a half pound burger in 7 bites. impressive? yes. healthy? no.

i'm left w/ a stomach ache the likes of which I have seen many times before and will see many times again. but here's my theory, as long as the burger comes out of my digestive system on the lower half of my body, then i win and the burger loses. so far, so good.

do i have to like flogging molly?

its st. patty's day, a very special day to me and my people. so watch ps i love you, eat some corned beef, do a jig, drink a beer, buy into stereotypes and be merry.
my goal for spring break is to not watch tv unless its a new episode of gossip girl or how i met your mother. instead i'll be reading books and taking naps and doing my best at this whole "self-improvement" thing. i also got rid of perez hilton on my bookmark bar...i'm starting to be a grown up!
first i'm gonna go celebrate st. patty's day w/ some drunken debauchery though, then i'll be a grown up :)

cleanliness is a right, not a luxury

if i owned a restaurant, I would have a sign in my bathroom that said "employees must wash hands, but everyone should." seriously, sanitation and clean hands are not just for the gainfully employed.

message to the world: wash your hands guys, if jesus can take the time to wash other peoples feet, you can wash your freaking hands.