1. pronto pup
2. strawberries and creme
3. mini donuts
4. honey ice cream
5. island noodles
6. cheese curds
7. corn fritters
8. root beer and diet coke
9. cinnamon pretzel
10. unlimited milk
11. latte
12. bacon on a stick
dear other 49 states,
my state fair is bigger than your state fair
love,
taylor
ps heidi montag please stop making music
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
heart explosion
this conversation happened with john, the five year old i babysit.
john: hey taylor, will you be my girlfriend?
me: john, i don't think that that would work. i'm dating joe jonas and he might get mad if i had two boyfriends...
john: ok, i understand. do you think that joe would get mad if you read me some stories before bed?
taylor: no, i think joe would be very ok w/ that....
the things that rock about this are that the only guy who really asked me out this summer was five and likes me because my boobies look big in my swimsuit, i make really good mac and cheese and i know all the words to camp rock when we watch it. also, now someone in the world really thinks that joe jonas is my boyfriend. albeit he is five and has trouble pronouncing his j's.
john: hey taylor, will you be my girlfriend?
me: john, i don't think that that would work. i'm dating joe jonas and he might get mad if i had two boyfriends...
john: ok, i understand. do you think that joe would get mad if you read me some stories before bed?
taylor: no, i think joe would be very ok w/ that....
the things that rock about this are that the only guy who really asked me out this summer was five and likes me because my boobies look big in my swimsuit, i make really good mac and cheese and i know all the words to camp rock when we watch it. also, now someone in the world really thinks that joe jonas is my boyfriend. albeit he is five and has trouble pronouncing his j's.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
somebody sedate me...
i'm having another allergy attack, and on top of being sort of high off sudafed, motrin, benedryl and allegra, i think that these attacks are also responsible for my freshmen fifteen. because today i discovered that the only appropriate food to eat during an allergy attack is dq grill and chill and mcd's.
but don't worry its ok, because gossip girl has allergies too...
but don't worry its ok, because gossip girl has allergies too...
Sunday, August 17, 2008
into the wild, only less dramatic
so i've been sleeping under the stars lately and i've come to the following conclusions...
1.)immersing yourself in nature may cause back pain so be sure to bring some aleve
2.)waking up in the morning after sleeping on a dock or beach not only happens very early but comes with a thick layer of dew on everything
3.)peter and michael snore and carl talks in his sleep
4.)seeing the northern lights and enough shooting stars for a lifetime made it all completely worth it.
5.)there is a limit to how much summer-sausage one person can eat
1.)immersing yourself in nature may cause back pain so be sure to bring some aleve
2.)waking up in the morning after sleeping on a dock or beach not only happens very early but comes with a thick layer of dew on everything
3.)peter and michael snore and carl talks in his sleep
4.)seeing the northern lights and enough shooting stars for a lifetime made it all completely worth it.
5.)there is a limit to how much summer-sausage one person can eat
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